Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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