If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
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NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
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idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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