found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Alive.
So much puke
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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