I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
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then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
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He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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