im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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