I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
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I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
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He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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