he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
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don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
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but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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