i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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