She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
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The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
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RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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