im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
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Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
you had me at cake vodka
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
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the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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