that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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