you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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