You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
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I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
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She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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