return my video game
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
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Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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