Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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