Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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