wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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