Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
He? As in you personified your dick?
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Randomize
