ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
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Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
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Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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