i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
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Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
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You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize