eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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