areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
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I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
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Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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