Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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