he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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