i don't like sucking hair
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
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Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
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There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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