i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
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Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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