is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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