How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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