I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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