What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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