Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
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U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
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I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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