I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
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I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
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Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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