Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
The struggles of a small town man whore
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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