Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.