One girl and one boy is just not enough.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
