I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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