I'm laying in your front yard are you home
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
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She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
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Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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