You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
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