My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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