i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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