She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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