why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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