worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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