But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
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