We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Randomize
