I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
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I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
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You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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