The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
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They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
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You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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