we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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