I swear she didn't look like that last week.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
did i just pee glitter
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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