there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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