I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
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seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
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Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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