I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
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I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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